Barry Bonds -- Free to Swing 'Dangerous' Baseball Bats ... Again Barry Bonds has federal approval to pickup a "dangerous weapon" -- namely, a baseball bat -- thanks to a new court order.Bonds is appealing his sentence for felony obstruction of justice -- but for now he's free on a few conditions ... one of which…

Kobe Bryant -- ABSOLVED in Church Assault Case Kobe Bryant is no sinner ... so says the San Diego City Attorney's Office ... which decided it will NOT pursue charges against the NBA star over an altercation at a local church last year. Bryant had been accused of flipping out on Thomas Hagos at…

'Mob Wives' Star Big Ang -- Enlarged and In Charge "Mob Wives" star Big Ang took Hollywood by storm with her enormous ... personality -- and breasts. But don't let the layers of plastic fool you ... Ang is a very real gangsta chick

L.A. Dodgers Star James Loney Frantic 911 Call -- 'He Woke Up, SLAMMED on Gas" A woozy L.A. Dodgers first baseman James Loney smashed into several cars on an L.A. freeway last November ... before waking up, trying to flee the scene ... and crashing again -- this according to a newly released 911 tape.The caller -- who owns one…

Flo Rida: My So-Called Ex-Assistant Is a Thankless Parasite No good deed goes unpunished -- at least according to Flo Rida's lawyer, who claims the so-called ex-assistant that's suing the rapper is an ungrateful freeloader who took advantage of his generosity.TMZ broke the story ... some woman named Mahogany…

Demi Moore -- NOT Rehabbing at Cirque Lodge There have been multiple reports by various outlets Demi Moore is getting treatment at the famous Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah.  TMZ has confirmed with multiple sources familiar with the situation that Demi Moore is not at Cirque Lodge.Moore has…

'Mob Wife' Big Ang -- Lets It All Hang Out in L.A. She's the breakout star of  this season's "Mob Wives" and one of Staten Island's finest convicted cocaine dealers, but Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brought out the big, er, guns to the west coast when she went to BOA in L.A. on Monday.The buxom…

Amar'e Stoudemire -- Skipping Three More Games to Grieve Brother's Death Amar'e Stoudemire will be missing the next three Knicks games to spend time grieving with his family after his brother was killed in a car accident Monday morning -- TMZ has learned.Amar'e -- who has already missed one game over the tragedy -- tells…

'Final Destination 3' Star Ryan Merriman -- Booze Class Express "Final Destination 3" star Ryan Merriman has just been sentenced to a fate worse than jail in his DUI case -- alcohol education classes.TMZ broke the story ... Merriman was charged with two counts of DUI last month after his boozy November arrest in…

TMZ Live: Sasha Grey Porn Money -- Too Dirty for Charity? Sasha Grey's new, umm ... film -- "Anal Artists" -- could benefit The National Education Association, but the group is rejecting a donation from producers. Does it matter where the money comes from ... and if so, is porn THAT bad? Plus, after Prop…

Crotchety Old Man Calls Cops on Justin Bieber Fans -- 'I WANT THEM ARRESTED!' A sad old man in Miami just couldn't take a heavy dose of Bieber fever last night -- demanding police arrest an adorable young group of Bieber fans for disturbing the peace outside his business -- and shocker ... the cops told him to pound sand.The…

TMZ's Celeb Snapshots Contest -- Final 5! After some serious deliberation... the photos have been narrowed down to FIVE in our annual Celeb Snapshots Photo Contest ... and now the rest is up to YOU!!Which of these celeb-filled photos is worthy of the INCREDIBLE GRAND PRIZE -- a Hollywood…

Liza with a Z -- Minnelli & Hova Together Jigga what? Liza Minnelli proved she has mad props for rap mogul Jay-Z and checked out his concert at Carnegie Hall in NYC last night.Move over Tony Bennett & Gaga, because this could be the next unlikeliest duet waiting to happen.

Pilar Sanders to Cops -- Deion's Friend Attacked Me!!! [UPDATE from Deion] Pilar Sanders called cops to Deion's gargantuan Texas mansion yesterday ... claiming she was ATTACKED by one of Deion's female friends ... while the NFL legend stood by and watched. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Pilar told officers a woman named…

Happy Birthday Zsa Zsa Gabor! Here's a photo of Hollywood legend Zsa Zsa Gabor enjoying herself at her 95th birthday party in Bev Hills yesterday ... a party thrown by her hubby Prince Von Ahole. Zsa Zsa stayed behind closed doors during the festivities ... while Prince and his…

Kim Kardashian Divorce Turns Ugly -- Reality TV On Trial The Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries divorce has become a bitter fight, and we've learned Kris' lawyer intends to put reality TV on trial ... but that could blow up in his face.Sources tell us ... Kris and his lawyer, Lee Hutton, want to "expose the…

Gisele Bundchen to Tom Brady -- 'You Played the Best Game of Your Life' Despite the fact the Patriots LOST ... and her hubby threw for a SAFETY ... Gisele Bundchen tried to comfort Tom Brady in the moments after the Super Bowl ... by LYING TO HIS FACE. TMZ obtained video shot inside the stadium as Tom was on his way to…

Ben Harper and Laura Dern -- Check Yo'self Before You Reconcile Yo'self [UPDATE] Estranged husband and wife Ben Harper and Laura Dern may not be so estranged after all ... the former couple kicked it together in Bev Hills yesterday ... more proof they're trying to get back together. TMZ broke the story ... Harper blindsided Dern…

Justin Bieber's Bodyguard -- Unleashes Fist of Fury on Photog [VIDEO] Justin Bieber's bodyguard put down an over-agressive photog with one serious haymaker at LAX Monday afternoon ... and the whole melee was caught on tape.TMZ obtained video of the altercation between the Bieb's protector and the paparazzo -- not one…

Jennifer Lopez Is Ab Fab! Jennifer Lopez showed off her 42-year-old mother of two taut flat stomach while in Malibu the other day.The "American Idol" judge was looking belly good, as her 24-year-old boy toy lover Casper Smart frolicked on the sand with her daughter…